In the Know

"...if we start using Griffins we're no better than the terrorists."

Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?

Revolutionary new video game

Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face

Also, BOBBIE BATISTA NOW WORKS FOR THE ONION??? We've finally completed our trip around the mobius strip of reality which began when Brian Unger left the daily show for MSNBC.

The Onion has political blog

This is good. Some of their bloggers include "Gary Brunson, a 4-week old fetus" and "Dac Kien, a retired vietnamese torturer".

Link to blog.

I, for one, am grateful for our...

"The 10 PM curfew for all things made of flesh feels a little restrictive to me."


In The Know: Are We Giving The Robots That Run Our Society Too Much Power?

The Onion's video news looks so damn professional...that's why it's doubly funny.


Poll: Mitt Romney Is Candidate Most Voters Want To Get Into Bar Fight With

When will real life stop imitating the onion?