Mac’s Convenience Stores

I can't imagine seeing these on the air...it's like David Lynch on Salvia. If you got some time to kill, I recommend watching them all...there's something here to confuse and upset everyone.

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More Photoshop© Please

Please stop. You're hurting the internet.

Airplane and Zero Hour

Am I the last guy to find out that "Airplane" was a shot-for-shot rehash of "Zero Hour"?!

(via Andy's blog)

Peanuts by Charles Bukowski.

Toledo

Low-lites from Toledo.

(via Metafilter)

Guy gets harassed by FBI for reading while bearded.

Slap flash game

Victorian slap fest flash game.

We Have a Very Wealthy Fuckwad Clientele
Yuppie customer: Can we have the tasting menu?
Waitress: You eat everything?
Yuppie customer: Yeah, sure.
Waitress: Gizzard?
Yuppie customer: I'll eat the asshole if you put a tasty sauce on it.
Waitress: We don't serve assholes here.
Yuppie customer: This is New York. How do you stay in business?

--Japanese restaurant

Overheard by: The Professor
via Overheard in New York, Jul 15, 2007

This sums up our state of the union nicely.

The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind may soon come to pass.

Slipstream fiction

So I've been reading some fiction that's sort of Slipstream genre ...who knew that such debates raged. The Wind-up Bird Chronicles and Kafka on the Shore are two recommendations.
This is a collection of shorts, some good, some mediocre...the best was Michael Chabon's "The God of Dark Laughter".

South Park nod to "They Live"

Okay, here's a shot-for-shot breakdown of the South Park "They Live" fight.

Teenage inner monologue.

Digital cinema is coming for you. This would be a perfect venue for a Live Earth-type concert..beam it everywhere at once. I saw Ratatoulli on a digital screen and the best part about the experience was the absence of any commercials. Is this due to the advertisers not investing in a few digital versions of their spots? Or is it because it was a G rated movie?

Concept art swimming pool.

Biology 1, Terrorism 0

77 drummers circle

So there were these 77 drummers...all in a circle around Yamatsuka Eye of the Boredoms...I have a feeling the video doesn't do the event justice. By the way, the Boredoms were by far the best act at the Lame-a-palooza I attended years ago.

Belarusian Movie Posters.
(via Plep.)

All the firecracker packs...

(Via Plep.)