7.20.2007

We Have a Very Wealthy Fuckwad Clientele
Yuppie customer: Can we have the tasting menu?
Waitress: You eat everything?
Yuppie customer: Yeah, sure.
Waitress: Gizzard?
Yuppie customer: I'll eat the asshole if you put a tasty sauce on it.
Waitress: We don't serve assholes here.
Yuppie customer: This is New York. How do you stay in business?

--Japanese restaurant

Overheard by: The Professor
via Overheard in New York, Jul 15, 2007

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